Kids say the craziest stuff

Okay so a few weeks ago when we were at my mom's my niece (Paige) decided she was going to stay all night with us. Now Paige is 5 but she is going on 25. We were sitting in the living room watching TV and we were talking about being related. My mom was trying to explain to the 5 year old that she was my niece and her mom is my sister. She asked, "What does a niece do?" Of course, we didn't know what to tell her except that we was always going to be related and that a niece is someone special. Well then she chimes up and says " I don't want to be delated". I started laughing so hard that tears were rolling down my cheeks. A little later she told my mom she didn't want to sleep with her because "Mama makes me sleep up against her and it makes me to hot". By this time I was laughing so hard I was crying and about to wet my pants (sorry so graphic) but both of these conversations went on forever. She sure thinks she knows it all.